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*Those who do not eat will also die, but do you want to die fat? Do you?

Everyone who eats will die.*

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With Anorexicil, you can protect yourself against the harm caused by everyday eating.  Too fat?  Too bloated?  Tired of taking all that time to eat when you have better things to do like clean your dog's feet?  One pill a day is enough to curb your appetite so you'll never eat again.

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